You're still the only one I've ever shed tears for.

I decided to make my first entry one from the Writer's Block. "Are you prepared for a zombie outbreak or are you just going to wing it?" Whatever. I'm bored.

My answer is... wing it. I mean, seriously, who has time to train for a zombie attack? I certainly don't. But if I do happen to cross paths with an undead monster, I'll kick him in the sunshine place (phrase courtesy of my niece, Angelyn). Or perhaps a BB gun will do the job. That is, if I happen to be carrying one in my overstuffed Juicy Couture wristlet that day. Sometimes I like extra protection in case such a thing as this were to occure.

As you can tell by now, I have no idea what I wanted my first entry to be about. But hey, here ya go. You get what you get. And that concludes the lamest LJ entry in the history of the site's existence. Thank you and goodnight.